April 5, 2013

How to Make Your Husband Laugh

A new Perfect Husband Shopping Center opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men to find the perfect husband. It was laid out on five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended the floors. The only rule was that once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to leave the store.

So, a couple of girlfriends go to the store to find a man to marry. The first-floor sign reads: "These men have high-paying jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and say, "Well, that's wonderful, but..." and wonder what's on the next floor.

The second-floor sign reads: "These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."

"Hmmmm," say the girls. "Wonder what's further up?"

The third-floor sign reads: "These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and will help with the housework."

"Wow!!!" say the women. "Very tempting.... but there's more further up!!!"

The fourth-floor sign reads: "These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, will help with the housework, and are great in bed."

"Oh mercy me. But just think!!! What must be awaiting us further up?!" say the women. So up to the fifth floor they go.

The fifth-floor sign reads: "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please."

Quit laughing- you know it's true....
 I HAD to read it to Kevin.  Go ahead show your significant other.  They will laugh. Promise.

(This picture has nothing to do with the post, but Kevin wants to read LOTR with me)


  1. Oh my gosh that is hilarious... some women kill me ;) hahah

  2. so funny! have a great weekend friend!

  3. Hahahaha! A Great Read! Definitely showing it to my husband! :)


  4. Maybe I just have low standards or something, but I was thinking that I would have stopped at the 2nd or third floor. Looks and money? Hey, that's what's important in life, isn't it? :P just kidding....

  5. That made me lol before work, which is pretty impressive for 6am! So funny and so true.


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