Do not read blog posts when you are in a bad mood. I think everyone and everything they write about is stupid. But it's not them, it's me (for once, don't get used to it.)
Here are some things that run through my mind when I am reading other people's blog posts while in a bad mood:
Why would I make my own teriyaki sauce? Doesn't she know you can buy it in a bottle at the store? DUH!
Oh look, pictures of the fro-yo (ugh and really, we can't just call it frozen yogurt?!) they got this weekend. All those toppings aren't that cool. Actually, they are. Ugh, i'm jealous of her fro-yo. How come she never gets fat off of it and I do just by reading this blog post?
I also don't care where she got that purse. Or that shirt. Wait, I want that purse and that shirt. Why do I have to sign up for another website to see where it is from? Grr...oh great, they are really expensive. I need more money. What does she do to afford all of this. Do you get all of this because of your blog...lucky you.
I can't do that hairstyle. I don't want to do that hairstyle (yes, I do), it's stupid. I could not do it if I wanted to because I am too stupid to follow the directions and also my hair is stupid.
Great, you crossed a lot of things off your to-do list (with the same planner everyone else has). I downed a lot of chocolate watching re-runs of Gilmore Girls. Advantage me. (NOT)
That is a really cool DIY project. Mine may come out a fourth as good as that. Maybe I can go buy it at Home Goods and tell people I did it.
Another baby, another dog, another like....
Sorry, I promise I don't hate you every day. just today. It is a Monday and I have a big hard test today. Which is why I am going to skip reading blogs for the rest of the day. It is better for everyone.